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I got a job and a dog

released 28 October 2014

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I'm over 30, I got a job and a dog.
I got a 4-door, tan sedan parked out in the garage.
and oh yeah, next to that’s a big ass white SUV,
although the only one who rides inside is usually me.
I'm guilty of doing things I said I never would do.
letting go of my ideals for beliefs that are new and who knew?
when I was 20 I'd say “that couldn’'t be true."
but when you get to 30 it’ll happen to you.

what will they do when they realize that you know,
that they know you realize you’'re over 30?

I got a tough chick, she much tougher than you.
oh she a bad bitch, and always tells me what to do.
but if you think I'm pussy whipped I say fuck you.
my girl, she make me money, I say who pimpin’ who?

what will they do when they realize that you know,
that they know you realize you’re over 30?

I got health insurance bitch.
vision and dental.
my co-pay is so low,
you’d think the doctor gone mental.
and it's a good thing
I'm making bank at the office,
my feet got a wicked case
of plantar fasciitis.
I take those supplements:
garlic, calsum, magneezum,
and for my knees some capsaicin.
echinacea and lysine,
spirulina, pottasum,
omeg-3, vitamin k
(warning: the preceding statements
have not been evaluated by the FDA).

my life is a snack and a series of naps
awaiting the gondolas our first spat in two weeks, two days.
sorcery weather requires a unicorn sweater,
though I doubt very much it will protect you from him.
but a three-limb swim will get you somewhere eventually,
laying on your back, crushing clams on your chest rock.
I must balk,
at the irreverent irrelevance of earthly development.
like that?
don't clap.
fear the sentinels.
life is genitals.

what will they do when they realize you’re over 30?

what will they do when they realize that you know,
that they know you realize you’re over 30?

Over 30.

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from Dem Singles Doe: 2014, released September 22, 2015
solar_eyes - vocals
face_williams - sounds

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